This piece is inspired by a running gag in the Looney Tunes, where a musical instrument, usually a piano, is rigged to explode when a particular note is played. However, the intended victim will hit the wrong note a couple of times, causing the one behind the plot to get angry, take the victim's place, and they all fall for their own plot. Here's a link from YouTube for your viewing.
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Miss Tara Sharpe was getting ready to walk on stage and take her place on the piano seat when Danny appeared. "Tara." He called. "What is it?" She asked.
"I'd like to play the piano."
"Why?"
"The boys from Kennal High are up to some dirty trick, so I'm doing to teach them a lesson."
"Do you know what tune to play?"
"It's Those Endearing Young Charms." Danny answered.
"Go on then." Tara insisted and Danny walked onto the stage and up to Mr Milne, the boys' school's headmaster.
"Where's Miss Tara Sharpe?" The concert conductor asked.
"I'm playing instead." Danny answered.
"Oh very well." Mr Milne replied, "Take your seat at the piano."
Danny turned to face the black piano in front of him, spotting a way for his trick to work, he then asked, "Where's the piano?"
A few in the the audience laughed as Mr Milne looked at Danny.
"In front of you." Mr Milne pointed at the black piano.
"This is not a piano."
"What do you mean?"
"A piano stand vertical and it's colour is brown, this is horizontal and black."
"Meaning?"
"This is not a piano, it's a grand piano."
The audience burst into laughter, even those in the wings were laughing too, including Tara.
"Well, take your seat at the grand piano then." Mr Milne spoke through gritted teeth.
"Certainly I will." Danny replied and took his seat in front of the grand piano on stage, all the students in the audience applauding.
Mr Milne took a deep breath and spoke out to the audience, "Sorry about that. And now, for your delight, we shall play Believe Me, If All Those Endearing Young Charms." The audience applauded again.
Danny waited till the applauding stopped before he began. As he played, however, he noticed wires from a certain key. Guessing that the key was to one to set off the trick, he pressed the key beside it.
At once, Mr Milne and the boys behind the trick, who were hiding the wings, shouted out loud, "That's wrong! Try again!"
So Danny started again, but he dodged the trap again.
Noting the stage in keys, Mr Milne, who demands to best of music playing, burst into anger and marched to Danny, gesturing him to get off the seat and took the seat himself. "Not like that! Like this!" He declared.
Realising what was going to happen, the boys cried out, "Mr Milne-"
"Shut up!" Their headmaster thundered, then placed his focus onto the piano keys and stared to play. However, he failed to notice the wires and when he pressed the key, the lid that covers the pain keys slammed shut on his fingers, causing him to cry out in pain, and causing everyone to burst out in laughter, and the boys behind the trick to start planning their escape route.
"Get this lid off my fingers!" Mr Milne shouted, but everyone possible was laughing so much, they couldn't stop, and the boys are starting to make their escape, for now.
Danny walked back into the wings where Tara was laughing. "Thanks for that." She laughed.
"Anytime." Danny smiled a laughing smile as he walked past.
Mr Milne thundered for "those brats behind this", but they were gone.
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I hope that you've enjoyed this piece and I hope to expand the character Danny and this story too. I hope that you will have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.